My mama always said……

If you don’t have anything nice to say…….don’t say anything at all.  So if I am not really talking, and if anyone is reading, its by choice, would mama whoop my ass?  Perhaps she would, but I would argue this point.  That’s one thing that will never change, I stand my ground.

When I was in kindergarten, i got into an argument with my teacher.  my this topic always seems to come up when i introduce someone new to my parents.  the biggest reason it comes up is because i won the argument.  a math problem showed a picture with four shoes; the question below the picture asked how many shoes were in the picture.   the common and expected answer was four.  daring to be different, or perhaps seeing the glass with water in it (neither half full nor half empty), i answered two pair.  after quite the argument with the teacher, and a phone call home to dear old mom………i got the question right.  say it with me now—i am a mother f***in genius!